Breaking News Report: Clarissa Jenova Kidnapped

January/19/2014

The words UWN spin on the screen. Then the camera eventually pans down to meet Jim across the table from his co-host Jenna.

Jim taps his papers against the black news desk. "Yes those flashing newlines are right folks. It would appear that Clarissa Jenova has gone missing from her office in the middle of the day. The security guard on scene at the time reports no one coming through the entrance of the Spider Clothes Manufacturing Company."

"How's that even possible?" Jenna asks.

"Well, allegedly the kidnap suspect came in through her office window." Jim replies.

"The window? In broad daylight? Surely someone must've seen this guy."

"That's the thing Jenna. No one reports to having seen the suspect at all." Jim takes a sip of his coffee. "Now take a look at this security camera recording."

The security camera works quite fine and shows Clarissa working at her desk. Then, the camera suddenly fades to black and white static. After a few moments, it appears that Clarissa Jenova is in fact gone.

Jenna leans closer to the image displayed on her screen. "And this is the unedited footage of the scene?"

"Yes, Jenna." Jim says. "But take a look at this." The camera rewinds a few seconds back to the static image on the screen. "Now stop it right there." The camera stops to reveal a pair of eyes that border all the way across the screen

Jenna looks closer at the screen, to the point of wrinkling her eyes. "It would look to be a pair of eyes. Would you say that this man is the alleged kidnapper."

"We in the Undrworld can only assume so. Hopefully the acclaimed Witch of Wallstreet is found safe and sound, later on this evening. " Jim points to one of the cameramen. "Take us out Kyle."

The words UWN return back to the screen and spin out to another commercial.